The horses must remember the golden rules:
One can be astounding without getting a pounding.
One can look dashing without their c**k thrashing.
One can look stately without their bits, matey!
It doesn't have to be legal if you look regal.
One can be dignified without their a$$ creampied.
Leave them in awe, that'll make 'em paw!
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