The horses must remember the golden rules:

One can be astounding without getting a pounding.

One can look dashing without their c**k thrashing.

One can look stately without their bits, matey!

It doesn't have to be legal if you look regal.

One can be dignified without their a$$ creampied.

Leave them in awe, that'll make 'em  paw!

All horses are available for commissions and ideas.

Thanks Clarkeyboy1 for the puns and RJJones for the inspiration.