Horsey ~

The horses must remember the golden rules:

One can be astounding without getting a pounding.
One can look dashing without their c**k thrashing.
One can look stately without their bits, matey!
It doesn't have to be legal if you look regal.
One can be dignified without their a$$ creampied.
Leave them in awe, that'll make 'em  paw!

All horses are available for commissions and ideas.

Thanks Clarkeyboy1 for the puns and RJJones for the inspiration.